Today at Target…
My 15 month old handed me a bottle of anti-wrinkle cream, then walked off with a bottle of Delsym cough syrup as I was trying to explain that she, in fact, is the reason that I may not look as young and spry as I once was.
She then proceeded to greet everyone at Target and offer them some of the cough syrup. She refused to hold anything except this sacred bottle of cough syrup for the entirety of our Target outing.
Later, at home…
I found my lip balm and a tube of mascara in the refrigerator (still not sure how she got a hold of the mascara since it is kept on a shelf…
A 1/3 measuring cup was discovered by the dog in her dog bed.
A bottle of vegetable oil sat atop a stack of paper plates on the pantry floor along with an Elmo sock and a hairbrush.
By bath time, we were sitting on the floor of the kitchen, baby girl in my lap, eating bites of a banana while shaking a giraffe-shaped maraca.
Thus concludes my first installment of what I anticipate to be a rather frequent series.
Full Disclosure: I did purchase the anti-wrinkle cream and it promises to deliver results in one week…I have high hopes. Stay tuned.